In the mall with a girlfriend, a woman approached us. The two women embraced as I stood on the side. The woman seemed nice enough then she turned to my friend and said, "I saw your daughters the other day and they are so sassy! I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...(insert lol--the new Bless Your Heart with your big old head)".
My friend replied, "Your daughter is about to enter high school, isn't she?" The woman nodded. "Well I hope her apple rolls from the tree, otherwise you should start preparing to deal with her running away from home, to live in nothing more than a hostel with a bum five years her senior who to date still doesn't work to support his family."
